Movie Rant

im a mediocre writer who loves to learn and improve his art...im wayyyy to lazy to write at times but i get the job done right the first time. ofcourse proof reading sometimes could go along wayy but i believe its cool to see it straight from your mind to paper always just how i like to see sketches at times more than the real deal...now i digress reason i bring writing up is because its my base passion...my real passion is movies (then music) now we skim cross movies doing reviews here and there but never truly blog about them and for that i apologize because i havent shared my passions with you guys im sorry i truly am. i mean movies are so influencial in my life that when i feel down and depressed (which these days i been more than often, lets just say the fall of an artist is a woman)they help me to get me where i need to be which brings me to my first movie


Vicky Cristina barcelona is a tale of passion emotion and Definitely art in the beautiful country of spain. i say spain because they are all over that bitch from madrid to oviedo...ok i dont remeber madrid but oviedo plays a great part. now it shows how passion and love is not a linear thing it comes and goes when it fucking pleases that is my gathering of this movie but thats not all. this movie in its standard form is about two american women who are very similar and VERY disimilar in many ways it was written and directed by woody allen with the help again of his sister it is another movie of his that he has done in a series of european countries which is awesome because im huge of his london movies (MATCH POINT!!!!) he definitely kicked ass on this one. this movie takes these two girls and puts them in barcelona so they can find out about themselves like many thier age do with vicky(the gorgeous rebecca hall) getting married and cristina(the most amazing scarlett johansson) not sure of her talents in art and love, but is sure what she doesnt want, make this movie a sight to be hold. all of it turns to upheaval when juan antonio(the illest javier bardem) comes to sarge the shit out of them...he literally goes up to them and says u guys should take a plane ride tonight with me to a small town we sight see drink and have a threesome...if thats not suave then i have no clue what is (eventhough i honestly have no clue wat suave is). cristina was up for it but not vicky...yup trouble...the rest comes as a art, foriegn country, love appreciation and in a very woody allen way with witty dialogue and great visual style ...i love every fucking second of this movie...definitely a 5 star for me definitely though i give that easily these days...wat can i say i get satisfied easy i wish i can say that for most aspects of my life. speaking of satisfaction the second movie i want to talk about is

TROPIC THUNDER
oooo baby now to get started with 5 out of 5 is this genius of a movie...idk if my mind just finds the littlest bliss in movies and over exaggerates them and overate them but i, in my opinion really enjoyed this movie it kept me laughing and intrigued i think the whole movie experience was a very well placed i mean it mad me sit and watch in complete awe and cracking the undeniable fuck up...seriously lil jokes in the movie made me love it even more. i mean we all know ben stiller is a great fucking mind and his script here is so well polished by my standards that made want to actually watch it again...i havent yet but soon will. now enough me cock riding this movie ....this is a movie about a movie being made about a book that was written about a happening in the war...a mouthful right. any ways that line i just said right there gets wayyyyy more compplicated in the movie you'll see. in the movie they are makeing its a star cast with even a rapper in it. ben stiller as the action movie star tugg speedmen, robert downey jr as the method actor from australia kirk lazarus, brandon t jackson as alpa chino the rapper, and jack black as the fart joke comedian full with his drug addiction and his complaint on his low brow humor. it also stars jay baruchel as the character actor and he does exceptionally well holding his own on a star cast like this, you'll may know him from knocked up and other apatow productions my favorite might be undeclared the show in which he stared in (LOVE IT. now the plot might get twisted into the sickest pretzel you've ever seen but in there lies a joke so its all on purpose. now the genre bending flick might be one of the best R rated comedies of our time but it still doesnt rule out pineapple express which competed for the end of summer releases. i love that fucking movie. now im not picking my favorite or polling it so u guys can cusz i will only get mad on what u have to sayy on the subject. i know this movie might had contraversy but that only shows the ignorance in ppl that they will go to such lenghts in censoring someones genious because they believe it tried to offend them when in reality the offense was only made in thier own minds. if they offended you the intention was not there it only shows that your perception on the matter might have been altered on the occasion and passion on the subject get it. so thats that. this movie is good...lots of goooood ppl in it ...FUNNY ...thats me if i was a caveman writing.