Ok everyone always stressing on me asking "why the fuck! do you drink milk?" and it's just that people now a days have forgotten the great wonders that lye within this Vitamin C & D concoction that they all take for granted. All the sucrose sugar and color dyed drinks we have now a days have blinded every one of how marvelous this drink really is! Yeah everybody loves milk and cookies, ice cream, milkshakes (lol) and alot of things to do with milk, but when it comes to drinking milk by itself they rather die of thirst. Now why is that? Milk has a sweet subtle taste that you could only get from such a drink. It also comes from one of my most favorite things in the world...titties. so if you tell me you don't like milk then my response to that one is you're "Gay! GAy, gay, Gay!"-Dave Chappelle. Milk has a rich taste not found in any other beverage and is only drank by the best of the best!
LINK
Take Link here as an example. From Legend of Zelda, Link has been through many treacherous adventures, too many to count. In his quest to save the princess, by fiending off countless foes, finding his ways through dangerous dungeons and their bosses, and eventually facing the big boss himself Ganondorf he wouldn't have made it through and have become such a kick ass hero if it wasn't for the good folks at Lon Lon Ranch to provide him with his source of Vitamins D&C. What other way to fill up a heroes heart gauge when his life is low than to provide him with a glass of milk? You fight enemies you fucking become a hero and you save the world all thanks to a glass of milk! Come on people Links the shit and he has milk to thank for that so think twice before you tell me milks wack!
ALEX
Now Take this fucking bad ass from Clockwork Orange. Alex is not to be fucked with, trust me because he's a crazy mothafucker who doesn't give a shyt! He has no boundaries and the world is his playground of chaos. If you've seen this movie than you already know before he goes out, and beats up homeless men, having a whole melee with other crews in an abandoned wearhouse, and breaks into other peoples houses and recks all their shit, and go completely fucking chaotic on the world, him and his buddies drink a glass of milk from the Korova Milk Bar to get prepared for a little ultra-violence!
I LOVE MILK!
4 comments:
milk is best chocolate hot...or in the form of pancakes...nooo i love it as milkshake. strawberry kind mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
milk rocks! i was at the store and i had to get my self some chocolate nesquik but nice findig Alex from Clockwork orange FUCKIG awesome movie!
OK...MiLK TOPiC...RANDOME..BUT DAT JUST MAKES iT AWESOME! LOL U DiD iT iN A HUMOROUS WAY ii LiKE DAT...MLK iS G0OD COLD ND CHOCOLATE! LOL BUT THE ACTUAL FACT iS DAT DER ARE OTHER WAYS OF GETTiNG HE ViTAMiNS DAT MiLK PROViDES SiNCE AS TiME PASSES MiLK BUiLDS UP iN UR SYSTEM AS MUCUS...YUCK...NOT MANY DOCTORS TELL U DAT HUH...DERS A LOT U DONT HERE FROM DOCTORS ALL DA TiME..OH WELL
yuck.. i hate milk.. its really not that good for u..it makes u fat!!
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