Sofa King Eminent Back!!!

[22:31] MisS BrOwn53: How did u guys even come up wit dis Sofa King Eminent?
[22:31] blazinsb3: dont ask!
[22:31] blazinsb3: jus dont ask
[22:31] blazinsb3: its wagner!
[22:32] MisS BrOwn53: Well I did
[22:32] MisS BrOwn53: Sooo tell!
[22:32] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:32] blazinsb3: in a time long long ago
[22:32] blazinsb3: there was a boy named sway
[22:32] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:33] blazinsb3: he had a dream to make an amazing blog!
[22:33] blazinsb3: one day while surfing the internet for asian porn
[22:33] blazinsb3: he came across a website tht wud make his dream a reality
[22:34] blazinsb3: he saw tht he cud make a whole website jus for his blogs so he decided to take it apon himself to ful fill his destiny
[22:34] MisS BrOwn53: Question?
[22:34] blazinsb3: thnn one day there came along this handsome fellow
[22:34] blazinsb3: yes!?
[22:34] MisS BrOwn53: Y asian porn?
[22:34] blazinsb3: idk
[22:35] blazinsb3: ask sway tht
[22:35] MisS BrOwn53: Haha
[22:35] blazinsb3: he was the one lookin for it
[22:35] MisS BrOwn53: Handsome fellow?
[22:35] blazinsb3: actually i think it was paris hilton sex tape
[22:35] blazinsb3: but wateva
[22:35] blazinsb3: skipp the details women
[22:35] MisS BrOwn53: Umm okk when I see sway again in like yrs dats goin to b da first ? I ask
[22:35] blazinsb3: yes so as i was saying
[22:35] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:36] blazinsb3: there was this AMAZINGLY handsome fellow who came along
[22:36] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:36] MisS BrOwn53: Uhhhh huhh
[22:36] blazinsb3: and seen his friend on this website and was like friend what is this website your are surfing on
[22:36] blazinsb3: and he said it is my blog
[22:36] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:37] blazinsb3: and the handsome fellow which was myself said wow thtz amazing
[22:37] MisS BrOwn53: U soundin soo gay rite now
[22:37] MisS BrOwn53: But keep on cuz u makin me laugh
[22:37] blazinsb3: thn as if angels had answered my prayers i herd him speak words of gold
[22:38] blazinsb3: and he told me wud you like to join me in writing my blogs!?
[22:38] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:38] blazinsb3: i herd bells ringing and seen naked women dance b4 my eyes
[22:38] blazinsb3: i was in a daze
[22:39] blazinsb3: i dont remember much after tht jus waking up and him telling me i had passed out
[22:39] MisS BrOwn53: Lmaoo
[22:39] MisS BrOwn53: Woww
[22:39] MisS BrOwn53: It was dat amazin
[22:39] blazinsb3: thn we had gotten to wrk on our brand new mission to make the greates blog in the world!
[22:39] blazinsb3: he did one post thn another
[22:40] blazinsb3: i joined him and made one more to add on
[22:40] blazinsb3: thn we got lazy
[22:40] blazinsb3: tired and old!
[22:40] MisS BrOwn53: Wahhh wahhhhh
[22:40] blazinsb3: and we atopped writing
[22:40] MisS BrOwn53: Loosers!!
[22:41] blazinsb3: one day we were walking down a street
[22:41] blazinsb3: and we herd a voice call us from the abyss
[22:41] MisS BrOwn53: N betta n newer ideas came?
[22:42] blazinsb3: we were shocked not knowin where it came from
[22:42] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:42] blazinsb3: and we looked to our right there was a man!
[22:42] blazinsb3: he told us to come closer
[22:43] blazinsb3: we were skeptical at first but later we finally stepped forawrd to hear what this man wanted to whisper to us
[22:43] blazinsb3: we leanded in
[22:43] blazinsb3: and he said listen closey
[22:44] MisS BrOwn53: Lmaoo
[22:44] blazinsb3: and thne he screamed in our ears!!! defeaning us and catching us off guard
[22:44] MisS BrOwn53: Omg
[22:44] MisS BrOwn53: N wat did he say?
[22:44] MisS BrOwn53: Wtf?
[22:44] MisS BrOwn53: !
[22:44] blazinsb3: he jus screamed and went crazy
[22:44] blazinsb3: he stabbed me in the stomach
[22:44] blazinsb3: sway got scared and ran away
[22:45] blazinsb3: leaving me there to die
[22:45] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:45] MisS BrOwn53: Woww
[22:45] MisS BrOwn53: Wat a friend
[22:45] blazinsb3: and jus as i was about to lose coinsciousness i called sway and told him we need to revive sofa king eminent
[22:46] blazinsb3: and thn the crazy guy herd me say those words
[22:46] blazinsb3: he asked did you just say sofa king eminent
[22:46] blazinsb3: i jus managed to stay conscious and splurted out why yes my good fellow
[22:46] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:46] MisS BrOwn53: Haha
[22:47] blazinsb3: he said omg i need to fuckin call all my friends and tell thm they're so not gonna belive me like oh mah gad!
[22:48] blazinsb3: and at tht moment sway came bak wit a band aid
[22:48] blazinsb3: and saved my life
[22:48] MisS BrOwn53: Lmaoo
[22:48] blazinsb3: the old man went runing screaming sofa kinf eminent back!
[22:49] blazinsb3: and yup ppl got out there cars and screamed out they're windows in joy
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Wagners room looks bigger on camera
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Lol
[22:49] blazinsb3: we all got togetjher and started singing and dancing in unison
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:49] blazinsb3: we made a whole musical
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Ur herb
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Lmao
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: Haha
[22:49] MisS BrOwn53: I believe
[22:49] blazinsb3: thn we got home and got our ideas together and now the blogs coming bak!